Anyone found underneath a sidewalk in Florida is guilty of disorderly conduct. (Since all sidewalks in Florida are built ON THE GROUND, I would say that’s a fair law.)
In Marshalltown, Iowa, it’s illegal for a horse to eat a fire hydrant. (The don’t make all those fire hydrants made out of corn.)
In Tennessee, it is against the law to shoot game from a moving car, except whales. (Now don’t know what all the whales in Tennessee did to tick off the state legislature, but they better just watch themselves, huh?)
It is illegal in Fairbanks, Alaska for two consenting moose to have sex on the sidewalk. (Finally, some real moral clarity coming out of Alaska.)
